Odd Bits…

Two ladies talking in a bar.

Were you arguing?

No. Bickering. I like bickering!

 

Two more ladies in a bar

Where are you?

Just drying my hair. Should be ready by 5.30 pm.

And then just before 5 pm, she orders another spritzer.

In the interim, she said about another friend…She is supposed to be delivering a baby about now.

This woman is leading a very busy life from the bar! With a very different form of home accents!?

 

Guy orders liver and onions and a white rum and coke.

When rum arrives. He says I’ll have the fish and chips.